· This won't make up for the whole sex tape thing, but Keeley Hazell could end up starring in the "Baywatch" movie that they've been talking about for years and which will probably never get made. Still, we're all a-jiggle with anticipation. (thesun.co.uk)
· Despite the fact that it's a world-class art piece, someone must've freaked out about the occasional flash of boob in Francesco Vezzoli's ""Trailer For A Remake Of Gore Vidal's 'Caligula'"" and made those Philistines at YouTube pull the plug. Does anyone know where else we can download or stream it? We're starting to miss Karen Black already. (Fleshbot)
· This Flickr gallery of old magazine covers makes us think that men's mags were a lot more interesting back in the day. When was the last time Maxim did a story on the "Lust Slaves of the Cobra Goddess"? (flickr.com)
· FOX News hates hot teachers who seduce their students, but they'll still show video of one dancing in her underwear; they may not like it, but they have to stay "fair and balanced," you know. (newshounds.us)
· MySpace will destroy all our children and turn them into .... wait, what's that? Girls posting sexy photos of themselves on the internet is perfectly normal behavior? Oh, uh ... forget that other stuff we said. (abcnews.go.com)
· An Indian TV channel broadcast a special on the "World's Sexiest Commercials," so the government shut down the whole damn station. Guess they won't be showing those "Sex and the City" reruns anytime soon. (indiatimes.com)
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