Photos by John Stoddart

True to the bifurcated (if sometimes overlapping) nature of his work, the splash page of UK "Photographer To The Stars" John Stoddart's online portfolio presents you with two virtual business cards to choose from. Click on the one for John Stoddart, Celebrity Photographer and you'll find a galaxy of celebrity portraits featuring the likes of a nearly naked Catherine Zeta-Jones, a very naked Liz Hurley, and a mercifully fully clothed Barry Manilow. Click on the one for John Stoddart, Glamour Photographer, however, and you'll enjoy a dozen pages' worth of some of the most polished, sexy, and occasionally disturbing art nude and glamour shots we've had the pleasure of, er, coming across lately—all of which are available for purchase (at suitably big-ticket art print prices) if you think something like a pair of collar-clad naked love slaves is just the ticket for filling up that empty space over your sofa. Decisions, decisions ... (Though we have a pretty good idea which section you'll click on first.)

· John Stoddart - Celebrity Photographer + Art Print Gallery (johnstoddart.co.uk, via Fluffy Lychees