Wet Spots: How Will History Remember You?

· So apparenty that Kim Kardashian sex tape is suddenly worth a lot of money, even though we still have only the vaguest sense of why she's famous to begin with. We hope Paris Hilton doesn't get too jealous of her friend's success. (xbiz.com)

· When the world looks back on our society 1,000 years from now, what will they see? Our porn, of course, since that's what we save better than anything. (news.com.com)

· We have no idea what this inflatable swan head chastity belt could possibly be used for, except maybe to freak people out. We stopped questioning the Japanese a long time ago. (Flickr, via sexblo.gs)

· For example, if we told you there were Japanese restaurants where waitress strip down to their underwear at the customer's request, would that even surprise you? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· In case you lost track, here are the adult versions of the last ten movies to win the Oscar for Best Picture. Just like its inspiration, we thought that "Whore of the Rings" was also about 40 minutes too long. (yesbutnobutyes.com)

· A survey of complete nerds reveals that 1 in 8 men would break up with their girlfriend for a shiny new iPod. But then who would you use your OhMiBod on? (techdigest.tv)

· The FBI has over 700 names on its list of companies due for 2257 record keeping inspections. The number they've done so far? Seven, six of which have had at least some violations. This may take a while. (adultbizlaw.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives