Morning Wood: Presenting Jessica Biel’s Ass (Again)

· It looks like Jessica Biel's behind is becoming more famous than she is. Maybe it'll have its own TV show soon? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Private investigators in Australia are getting paid by the government to have sex with prostitutes in order to "gather evidence" against them. It's nice work if you can get it. (cnn.com)

· Pittsburgh's urban re-development planners deal with one little obstacle: the city's last remaining porn theater. Those places never die young. (zwire.com)

· Remember, Viagra is not a toy and it should only be used by men with serious boner problems. They rest of you guys are just greedy. (boston.com)

· Sex sells ... especially if you're an English tutor in Hong Kong. Is this from one of those late-night cable movies where the student learns "a lesson in seduction"?

· Here's one more look back at AVN 2007. Watch it for no other reason than to see Dana DeArmond call Jesus a "fucking idiot" to his face. (YouTube)

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