Wet Spots: Things You Probably Didn’t Need Know About

· Contrary to what the folks at GameDaily might think in their survey of World Of Warcraft celeb lookalikes, we do happen to think that Orcs are hot. Especially the ones who look like Jenny McCarthy. (gamedaily.com, via Double Viking)

· Drew Barrymore likes to run through wheat fields naked, Mariah Carey likes to roll around in the snow with no clothes on ... and other useless celebrity tidbits that fill up space on really slow news days. (thesun.co.uk)

· What should a person do if they happen to be born with a third nipple? Get it pierced, of course. You might as well get some use out of it. (photos @ bmezine.com.nyud.net)

· A "prominent public-health researcher" is arrested for jerking off at the urinals in Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. Shouldn't a public-health researcher know that that's what the stalls are for? (newsobserver.com)

· Folks in Hawaii are upset about a new MTV reality show that is pretty much just a bunch white kids trying to get laid. We think that's all of MTV's current shows, but they're probably talking about one in particular. (cbs5.com)

· "Pornography is like a plague ravaging the souls of people." Wow, that's the best anti-porn scare quote we've heard in a long time; nothing like a little Old Testament gloom and doom to make that six year old issue of Juggz in our nightstand look seem more exciting than it really is. (catholic.org.sg)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives