Morning Wood: The New Containment Policy

· Kelly Brook can barely be contained by a mere swimsuit. What fabric could possibly hold those babies in place? (mannysbabes + drunkenstepfather + popoholic.com, et al)

· Jessica Simpson can barely be contained by her dress. Even John Mayer thinks her sideboob is a wonderland. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Janet Jackson can barely be contained by her own hands. She's long been a fan of holding her own boobs, but can you really blame her? (vmagazine.com, via popbytes.com + egotastic.com)

· Speaking of Janet Jackson's boobs, they've changed the TV landscape so much that even PBS will take no chances with breasts, no matter how un-erotic they might be. We must put an end to cancer documentaries gone wild. (sfgate.com)

· YouTube can be so touchy these days. Just like Courtney Cox, which is why this video of her masturbating may not last long. (YouTube)

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