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Morning Wood: Boobies On Toast

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· Celebrity Bikini Beach Month continues with paparazzi shots of Penelope Cruz and Uma Thurman. We're glad at least some people get to enjoy this January weather. (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Wait, a second ... there are boobies hidden in the packaging for Land O Lakes butter? Who knew our morning toast could be so filthy? (wheresmyjetpack.blogspot.com, via adrants.com)

· What's worse: being known throughout your town as "the nude jogger" or being described by your local newspaper as "not much to look at"? (mercurynews.com)

· Japanese housewives don't use "rent-a-fling" services for sex, but mostly for someone who will pay attention to them since their husbands won't. Or maybe their husbands are the ones using them for sex? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· Australia debuts the new play "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pornography." Hey, that was our original name before we changed it! (theage.com.au)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives


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