· Vida Guerra. Bikini. Ass for days. You know the drill. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)
· Exotic dancers plan a strip-a-thon to raise funds for three young boys suffering from a rare disorder. Won't someone please think of the children!? Oh, uh ... right. (edmontonsun.com)
· Scientists are working on a spray that would help treat premature ejaculation. It should have been available by now, but the doctors didn't want their data to be released too early. (foxreno.com)
· On the other end of the spectrum, marketers are pushing "arousal fluids" on women. No, alcohol doesn't count. (adage.com, via adrants.com)
· Here's another story that's worthless without pictures: We been sitting here all day trying to imagine what a penis-shaped fence would look like and we just can't visualize it. (yahoo.com)
· We're not sure why, but we suddenly have the urge to go buy a car. It just feels like it'd be a lot of fun. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
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