Morning Wood: Naomi Campbell In 3D (And Other Security Risks)

· Watch out, terrorists! Security cameras can now see through your clothes, so always make sure you've got clean underwear on. (thesun.co.uk)

· Catch the second installment of Naomi Campbell's 3D scanning project via a live web broadcast today. It's more of a fashion shoot, so she's slightly less naked than the last time, but you know how it is with supermodels ... anything can happen. (showstudio.com, via Boing Boing.)

· In case you were wondering, nude candle pin bowling is not illegal in Maine. Just be careful where you throw your balls. (bangordailynews.com)

· Mozart had his penis removed, because he had a permanent erection. (PS: Mozart is an iguana. But we still feel sorry for him.) (metro.co.uk)

· Did you know that one in eight male telecommuters do their work in the buff? Want to guess which side of that scale your Fleshbot editors fall on? (computerworld.com)

· Sex education is so lousy in Britain that kids are forced to learn the birds and the bees from mobile phone porn. Text us later and we'll tell you all about it. (guardian.co.uk)

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