Wet Spots: This Is Not A Hoax

· We don't want to alarm you, but Denise Richards was photographed in a bikini again ... only this time, it's red. But can you also handle the sight of Richie Sambora without his shirt on? (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, this is the first sighting today we've had of Bijou Phillips' ass, though we might be mistaken. Who can remember what we saw this morning anyway? It was all so very long ago. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Getting drunk and making out with members of the same sex in public : it's not just for frat dudes any more! (buzzfeed.com; also spotted @ Gawker)

· This is a cool bra, but do not wear it in Boston. We all know what happens when the police see something involving sparkly lights in Boston. (enlighted.com)

· You know how they say people only pay attention to kidnapping victims if they're young white women? Well, the same rule applies to sex tapes. Obscure rap star/magazine publishers just can't compete with the Keeleys of the world. (complex.com)

· San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom is definitely going to do something about Kink.com's purchase of the Armory ... right after he clears up this whole business about boning his campaign manager's wife. (contracostatimes.com + sfgate.com)

· How did we miss this little tidbit about the iguana who lost his always erect penis ... iguanas have two penises! We don't feel sorry for the little guy anymore, we're envy him. (metro.co.uk)

· Visits to adult websites are down in the United Kingdom. Something must be wrong with their internet connection. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives