Wet Spots: Stroking The Vivid Girls

· Proving once again that porn and merchandising know no bounds, Vivid extends its brand with a new line of customized pornstar guitars featuring Briana Banks and Stefani Morgan. Rocking out with your cock out is optional. (vividguitars.com, via Dethroner)

· Some questions to ask when answering online casual sex ads: Do you practice safe sex? Is kissing on the lips allowed? Are you planning to videotape this and then blackmail me later? (silive.com)

· Sometimes you need to get a third life so that you can have sex in Second Life without anyone hassling you about it in your first life. If you understood that, then there's a distinct possibility you may have no life. (informationweek.com)

· DavidPecker.com will continue to sell porn on behalf of people not named David Pecker. As if the guy probably didn't get teased enough when he was growing up. (out-law.com)

· So why is everyone in ancient Greek art naked? They invented democracy, but they don't know how to sculpt a toga? (livescience.com)

· Maybe—like every other artist in the world—they just like naked people. You can never go wrong with a drawing of a nice pair of boobs. (dailyvanguard.com)

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