100,000 Years of Sex

No, it's not a survey of our own career in the porn trenches (though on a hungover post-Super Bowl party Monday morning it certainly feels like we've been at it for that long): "100,000 Years of Sex", which opened last week at the Neanderthal Museum in Mettman, Germany, explores all things down and dirty over the last several millienia including the world's oldest condom (guess that one we've been keeping in our wallet since junior high school doesn't count) and various phallic-shaped devices made in the heady days before phthalates came along and made sticking things into your various holes even riskier than just having to deal with things like splinters and bone shards. And you thought there was really nothing new happening in the world of smut? Apparently, you had no idea.

· 100,000 Years of Sex (photo gallery @ spiegel.de, via sexblo.gs)
· "100,000 Years of Sex" (exhibition info @ neanderthal.de)

Previously: "Kink" @ Museum of Sex, Prague Sex Machines Museum, Oasis Bordello Museum, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine, "Peeping, Probing, and Porn"