Try This At Home: The Houdini

In much the same way the U.S. Army or Jack Chick Productions drops image-rich pamphlets on benighted foreigners/heathens to teach them how to love democracy/Jesus, XXXUrban Legends continues to develop a series of storyboards detailing the steps of complicated mating rituals like The Houdini, pictured here.

This one looks pretty simple, though "sleight of hand" doesn't really describe what's going on. We are looking forward to The David Blaine for those marathon bouts of masturbation. - GP

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Blumpkins and Angry Pirates