Scorched-Earth Cock Blocking with Ron Jeremy

If a conversation from a few tables away is to be believed, Ron Jeremy, like a Mario Brothers version of the Vampire Lestat, has taken to trolling clubs to steal your date.

It all happened at fading middle-tier Sunset Strip imported sawdust outlet the Saddle Ranch, where getting to the bar on a Saturday night is like navigating (and don't get me wrong, sometimes this is fun) the birth canal. Mr. Jeremy stole the female half of a MySpace-facilitated first date and, according to this story on the WoW Report, she was nobody's woman after that. - GP

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