Vicky Vette: The Melon Show

Because I am clearly prejudiced toward Norwegians, I stand up and take notice when Vicky Vette tells me she is participating in something called The Melon Show, whereas when Gallagher or Gallagher Too says the same thing I fail to look up from my lutefisk. Why? No Morals!

Vette is in Spain this week with the zaftig landmädl Rebecca Jessop performing in a live camshow tonight at 6:00 EST. "I have big tits, but hers ..." Vette trails off. Vette is offering a $10 coupon to potential viewers on her website via her current newsletter, which considering the cost of Crenshaws at the supermarket this time of year is an absolute bargain.- GP

· Vicky Vette (vickyathome.com)

· Rebecca Jessop (rebeccajessop.com)

Previously: Quickies: Vicky Vette, Porn Valley Dispatch: Vicky Vette