Preview: Exxxotica Miami 2007

The appeal of Miami is that plenty of sunshine and fear of alligators tends to keep people on their toes and sexy. Dade County also boasts, and I'm making this up, one strip club for every 15 residents. That is why Exxxotica Miami is a reasonable idea for an adult trade show (which also, for some reason, features psychics).

Hosted by Gina Lynn and Nikki Benz as well as several more adult stars TBA, the second annual Exxotica Miami Beach will be held March 30 to April 1, doing its part to ensure that American society does not collapse for lack of at least one adult convention every month. - GP

· Exxxotica Miami (exxxoticamiami.com)