Morning Wood: To Be Fair, Most Of That Money Is Jenna’s

· Newsweek isn't quite buying the "porn is a $13 billion-a-year industry" line either. That's okay, though, because no one has bought Newsweek in years. Zing! (msnbc.msn.com)

· Jenna Jameson would like to sell you some expensive jewelry that only people as rich as Jenna Jameson can afford. (avn.com)

· The "astronaut love triangle" raises a lot of important questions for NASA. The biggest one of all: Do you think they actually did it in space? Here's how it would have worked, if they did. (slate.com)

· Thieves ruin a whole lot of Valentine's dates after stealing £2,000 worth of sex toys from an adult store's van, but they probably made one couple's evening really, really awesome. (news.co.uk)

· Here are all the reasons why having sex is good for your heart, unlike bacon, which is really only good for your taste buds. (thesun.co.uk)

· A nude model nearly costs an art student her diploma because of a photograph that exposed her lips. No, the other ones. (insidebayarea.com)

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