Wet Spots: Fucking With The Wrong Cupcake

· Meet the babes of Hollyoaks, who may explain why it's one of the UK's most popular TV shows. They could have picked any British series to remake here in America and they chose "The Office"? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Note to the good folks at SFGate.com: If you're going to post stories with an anti-porn slant and change around the headlines and positions of porn-positive items on your site in the process, do not fuck with Violet Blue. She's not our gal Friday for nothing, you know. (tinynibbles.com; more @ Boing Boing)

· We'd make a lame My Bloody Valentine reference in telling you about this story of a date gone horribly wrong, but we're certain approximately 5.873 blogs have already beat us to the punch. (Besides, "Loveless" is too good an album to make bad jokes with.) (Defamer)

· It's legal to buy and own adult films in Australia, but that doesn't matter because it's against the law to sell them. That kind of logic must make our own Congress jealous. (xbiz.com)

· It is, however, still completely illegal to sell sex toys in Alabama, which at least demonstrates some consistency. We'd call for a travel boycott to protest their ridculous legislation, but really—who goes there anyway? (xbiz.com)

· We think we may finally found the perfect way to get teenagers to stop having sex: Make them attend the sex education classes as their grandparents. They'll never be horny again. (nytimes.com)

· Yes, the rumors are true—female orgasms do exist. Here's out to identify them in the wild. (msnbc.msn.com)

· Lots of cell phone companies are getting into the mobile porn biz, but they would rather you not know that. Just smile and nod and your naughty text messages will arrive shortly. (computing.co.uk)

· China will not be intimidated by New York City and they have their own branded condoms to prove it. Then again, they didn't get a billion people by being cautious. (voyage.typepad.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives