Who Is Fucking The Great Chefs Of Europe?

Private's "I Want to Fuck You in the Kitchen" (also a runner up for Prepositional Porn Phrase of the Week) first had us wondering if "Kitchen" were some trendy and sophisticated Euromoniker for vagina, in the same way we have "cooter". Turns out that these folks actually mean "kitchen" and that they really do want to fuck you in yours.

In addition to their no-nonsense and groovy worldviews, Kristina Bella and Maria Wild (sorry, don't know/care who the guys are) have expansive, functional, light-filled IKEA kitchens. (Oh, and cocks in their mouths.) But the true indicator that these folks aren't from Around Here is that the dudes are wearing black socks instead of American Porn Standard White ones.- GP

· Private (private.com)
· Buy "The Best by Private #49 - I Want to Fuck You in the Kitchen" (gamelink.com)