Morning Wood: Something’s Tingling, But It Ain’t Our Spidey Sense

· From disgraced Miss Great Britain to disgraced Big Brother contestant, Danielle Lloyd sure seems to get disgraced a lot. No wonder everyone likes her so much. (celebpixx.blogspot.com + savemanny.blogspot.com)

· We'd be a lot more excited for the upcoming release of Spider-man 3, if they could some how work in this plot line where Peter Parker kills Mary Jane with his radioactive sperm. We smell Oscar! (comixexperience.com, via publishersweekly.com)

· Everyone knows palm reading is a scam. Butt reading, on the other hand, can really predict the future. Actually, that sounds like a scam too. Are we sure this guy is blind? (spluch.blogspot.com + blinderhellseher.de)

· We understand that drug companies have pills to sell, but maybe they should save the Cialis ads until after "Miracle on 34th Street" is over. Then again, a four-hour erection is a miracle to some people. (wsj.com)

· Wait a sec ... a newspaper editorial that defends porn? Oh, it's a student newspaper. Those crazy kids will say anything. (studentnewspaper.org)

· What this? Another porn editorial, only this one suggests that maybe parents are partially responsible for what happens to their kids? Has the world gone topsy-turvy? (onlineopinion.com.au)

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