Morning Wood: No Ass Wednesday Jokes, We Promise (Except This One)

· Just because women parade around Rio de Janeiro's Carnaval in the nude that doesn't mean they are interested in sex. Yeah, we don't know what would ever give people that idea. (wluctv6.com)

· Boing Boing looks into the future to imagine the wonder of cybersex ... all the way to the year 2000! (boingboing.net)

· When your football soccer team holds a press conference to explain your teammates' late-night drinking and partying, it's probably not helpful to show up naked. Actually, that probably explains everything right there. (thevoiceofreason.com)

· Author Jane Smiley explains why her new book has so much sex in it: "I did it so I wouldn't have to write about the Bush administration for 450 pages." That was probably a wise choice. (timesunion.com)

· Our friends in the UK should check out this new nude art gallery/microbrew pub. For some reason, the paintings get much better looking the longer you stay. (lancashireeveningtelegraph.co.uk)

· Look behind the scenes of Paris' famous nude dance shows. Ok, you won't be looking so much as you'll be reading behind the scenes, but words can be cool sometimes. (thestar.co.za)

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