BREAKING: American Idol Contestant Gives Blowjobs! (Maybe)

We chuckled at the first mention of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba's "topless" hi-jinks in an "isn't that cute" sort of way—as if going to the bathroom or touching your own boobs were somehow a crime. But amateur pics of an American Idol finalist giving a blowjob? Now that's a scandal we can get behind! But is it for real? Even though an anonymous email tipster to I Don't Like You In That Way totally swears that this dude he knows took these ridiculously closeup photos, you'll have to forgive us if we remain (for now) not entirely convinced. Besides, everybody knows that Idol contestants are immaculately conceived in futuristic laboratories so that they may burst forth upon the public as fully-grown prodigies devoid of all sin. We're also not convinced that a completely blurred out penis counts as a NSFW photo, but maybe we just have different standards for that sort of thing.

· Antonella "Blowjob" Barba (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

Previously: Wet Spots: Choose Your Scandal