Flashbot Fleshback: Beads, Boobs, and Bald Babes

· Bald chicks are hot! Usually.

· We took a holiday from our senses, while thousands of women took a holiday from their shirts.

· Say hello to the new Penthouse. It's very pleased to meet you.

· Say goodbye to Leah Luv (maybe) and Hillary Scott (probably not.)

· We confess ... we like magazines, okay? We like them a lot, actually. Maybe too much.

· Photographer to the pornstars Holly Randall got a taste of her own medicine.

· Charlotte Stokely made us long for the days of mid-January. And the mini-bar.

· We finally found the answer to the question, "What will it take to get us to care about American Idol?"

· Your weekend assignment: Make a curiously strong Altoids vibrator. Then call in sick on Monday.