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Morning Wood: Mom! You’re Embarrassing Us!

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· Middle-aged suburban moms discover pole dancing and millions of teen-aged and twenty-something children try to pretend they didn't hear that. (nytimes.com)

· Pink is looking pretty healthy in her bikini and if you don't agree, she will absolutely kick the shit out of you. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Cameron Diaz loves Drew Barrymore too much to let her dance around in the surf all by herself. They're like, totally BFFL, you know. (toxicmagazine.com)

· More on the Icelandic porn convention that wasn't. How can porn be illegal in a place where you can't go outside nine months out of the year? (icelandreview.com)

· Apparently, being a sex worker in Thailand is not as glamorous and exciting as all those American sex tourists would have you believe. (sundaytimes.lk)

· Meanwhile, sex workers in India would like to be known as "entertainment workers." Fine, but only if we can call ourselves entertainment bloggers. (expressindia.com)

· Woe to the teacher whose students discover that she bears a striking resemblance to a porn star. She'd probably get more respect from them, if she actually was a porn star. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives


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