Wet Spots: Foiled Again

· It looks like you won't be getting your copy of Kim Kardashian's sex tape in the mail from Vivid this week. If only there were some other way to find it online ... (avn.com)

· Finally, an awards show that really matters: Announcing the best "bodywork" ads found in the classified section of The Village Voice. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Hungary's leading XXX director says he doesn't make "porn"; he makes "fairy tales for adults." That's funny, we don't remember "Sleeping Beauty" ending quite like that. (budapesttimes.hu)

· Since when does being a burlesque dancer affect one's ability to sell real estate? We can't think of a more enticing sales pitch. (seattlest.com)

· Even koala bears enjoy hot girl-on-girl action. They are the most adorable lesbians in the animal kingdom (nzherald.co.nz)

· The new "Swanky or Spanky" underpants come with a built-in pocket to hold your condoms. Yet, another good reason to always have on clean underwear. (stuff.co.nz)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives