Meet Jordana James

What first impressed us about Jordana James was neither her nudity nor the bench we just saw at Costco this weekend. Instead, what the folks of Kirkland's greatest export probably never imagined was how "Cock Craving Cuties 2" would feature an elf masturbation scene that the people at The One Ring dearly wished would have been in the DVD extras of "The Two Towers Extended Edition", which we also saw at Costco this weekend. - GP

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