Morning Wood: Still Thinking About The Children

· Hopefully no young people will see these Jennifer Aniston bikini pics. We'd hate for them to get the wrong idea about swimming. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Why don't more libraries and public places block porn on their computers? Well, because it's pretty much impossible. But go ahead and give it a shot if you like big wastes of time. (democratandchronicle.com)

· The Archbishop of Canterbury believes that people think of Anglicanism as church "obsessed with sex." That's nonsense. We think every church is obsessed with sex. (icwales.icnetwork.co.uk)

· Not like this mysterious anti-porn group that's obsessed with the Nintendo Wii instead. We had a feeling that Wii Bowling would corrupt our fragile minds. (Kotaku)

· Finally, kids, don't have sex or you will go to prison! Then again, if they allowed conjugal visits that might not be so bad. (upi.com)

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