Morning Wood: Service With A Smile

· Wow! They really are Friendly! (adrants.com)

· It took less than 24 hours from the premiere of the new cycle of "America's Next Top Model" for someone to find nude photos of one of the contestants on the interwebs. We think that may be some sort of record. (cityrag.blogs.com)

· In Ohio, highway workers love their porn; not surprisingly, their favorite DVD title is "Filling Potholes." (ohio.com)

· Leading sex toy retailer Good Vibrations joins the list of shops selling only phthalates-free sex toys, but won't be changing their name to Better Vibrations. (avn.com)

· We think it would be a good thing to have a city council member who runs adult websites on the side. Think of all the billions of dollars he would bring into the town treasury! (sun-sentinel.com)

· Apparently, the First Amendment doesn't protect the right to free porn. In case you were wondering. (explorernews.com)

· Women who work in legal brothels are actually pretty happy with their careers, even if their 401k isn't performing quite as well as they'd like. (news.com.au)

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