The Inch Perfect: “How Deep Is Your Love?”

We all know that size matters (or doesn't, depending on who you talk to or how picky you are), but does the world really need another reminder of the fact in the form of a calibrated vibrating dildo designed to help couples measure their respective depths and/or shortcomings? The folks at LoveHoney seem to think so with the introduction of an otherwise unremarkable sex toy "that answers the question that only The Bee Gees have ever before dared ask ... How deep is your love?" As far as marital aids go, this one might cause more problems than it solves, though couples who have tried to experiment with a metal retractable tape measure in bed might find this solution a little more comfortable thanks to its lack of sharp edges—but then again, if one's conjugal bliss comes down to a matter of a few silly centimeters here or there, there's probably not much hope for the relationship anyway.

· Inch Perfect: The Sex Toy That Asks "How Deep Is Your Love? (lovehoney.co.uk)

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