Photoplay: Belladonna’s “Cock Happy”

It is unclear why Belladonna's electrician comes to her house without tools. I would have refused him entry. But that is why I am not Belladonna. "Cock Happy", filmed after the birth of Bella's daughter when her mom had not filmed a boy/girl scene in over two years, is notable for her costars' zeal in getting to work with Belladonna.

Join us for Belladonna's frank and non-tearful reunion with Lexington Steele, and fellas in general, after the gap. - GP

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"I've needed this so bad," Belladonna says to Steele. Damn it, woman: if you needed it so bad, you know that I live right down the street from you.

Oddly enough, in her first forway back into the realm of the porn dude, Belladonna forgets that it is impossible to stay asleep when she is grinding up against someone. I felt this was a betrayal of my trust as a viewer.

Another myth Belladonna helps perpetuate is that catching someone masturbating is no big deal. Here she finds Brian Pumper relieving his tension to her photospread in a magazine. "What about the real thing?" she asks. He tosses away the magazine dispiritedly, then she jerks him off with her feet. I don't know what the moral is.

Speaking of spread, what do you think this color is? It doesn't look like it occurs naturally.

In a bonus scene, Holly Wellin does her best Belladonna in a low-rent gloryhole. Why are her pants off? Does she know what's about to happen?

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