The Super Bowl vs. America

We thought last month's Super Bowl halftime show was rather tame, considering that Prince—the man behind such classic hits and "Sexy M.F." and "Pussy Control"—managed to keep all of his clothes on during his rain-soaked performance. Obviously, we weren't watching close enough, because over 150 people wrote to the FCC to complain about his "pornographic" display that included the Purple One "stroking" his "engorged penis" behind a "cum covered sheet" and resulted in at least one young football fan turning "gay." (Don't even get them started on the "obscene" Snickers commercial with all the "gay sex.") We're not sure what Freud would have to say about all this, but to anyone who thinks a man jerking off behind a curtain while two sexy ladies dance around him on stage is "pro-homosexual," all we can add is that sometimes a guitar is just a guitar.

· Naughty Super Bowl Sparks Beefs To FCC (thesmokinggun.com)

Previously: The Janet Jackson Fiasco