Wet Spots: Say Hi To Your Mom For Us

· Mrs. America is now Mrs. World. Finally, incontrovertible proof that no one outshines the U.S. in the production of MILFs. (news.com.au)

· Young ladies of the pop tart set—yes, you girls—should really watch this tutorial on how to remove yourself from a car without showing the world your business. Do it for the children. Please. (Jalopnik)

· Speaking of Jalopnik, we know those guys love their cars, but they would never resort to, you know ... loving cars, would they? Maybe that's a question we don't want answered. (thesun.co.uk, via who else?)

· San Francisco finally signs off on Kink.com's move into the city's old Armory Building, which means the city will no longer be a haven for clean-cut, straight-laced individuals who would never think of doing anything outrageous like work at an adult video company. (examiner.com, more @ sfist.com)

· Meanwhile, we hear from the good folks at Comstock Films that their "Marie and Jack" is received an NC-17 rating from the MPAA (one of only 48 films to do so since the rating was introduced in 1984)—and that it's now available (along with three other titles) on Amazon.com. It's one small step for the contiuing acceptance of explicit adult material in mainstream media, one giant leap for anyone who wants to sneak in some hot hardcore sex the next time they order the latest Steven King book online! (comstockfilms.com)

· A prisoner in El Salvador has his brilliant escape plan foiled when guards discovered he was hiding a hand grenade ... in his ass. We'd hate to be in the stall next to that guy, when it comes time to make his next "deposit." (reuters.com)

· What does the house of centerfold-turned-high priced call girl look like on the inside? It looks a lot like a regular house, actually. Sorry to disappoint you. (ajc.com, reprint @ adultfyi.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives