· Why does MySpace hate sluts—even the professional kind? Do they also hate America?
· One member of the Fleshbot family makes her own porn, displaying a level of ambition unheard of around here.
· Playboy pulled itself together long enough to "honor" Anna Nicole Smith's memory.
· Kitty Toxin got Crushed™ under our adoring gaze.
· Belladonna is just happy to be fucking again.
· Eat your heart out, Captain Planet!
· You can't fool us, internets! (Okay, maybe once in a while.)
· Hey, Ann Coulter—we hear that "Rod Majors" likes the gays almost as much as you do!
· We observed our new favorite holiday, but really ... isn't every day a good day for a threesome?
· Remember, it's not the size of the dingy, it's how far you can shove it inside someone you love.