How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One

We've always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be—but thanks to our esteem'd colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having your own frenzied Asian masturbation fest a few weeks ago, we're fast on our way to becoming the experts in the topic we've always been destined to be. But why should we do all the work for you—or rather, why should be have all the fun finding this stuff ourselves? After the jump, Evil Sensei offers a comprehensive copy-and-paste guide to Japanese Porn Terms 101 and using search engines to find exactly the kind of material you're looking for—so from now on if you're bereft of all the hot XXX bukkake, nakadashi, or tekoki action you can handle, you'll have only yourself to blame.

* * * * *

Evil Sensei's Guide to Japanese Porn
Part One: A Japanese Porn Term Primer
by Evil Sensei

- - -

If you don't speak (or read) Japanese, then finding quality Japanese fap material can often be a chore. Sites like as javtalk.com and asianscreens.com will go a long way to giving you a taste of what's out there, but would-be connoisseurs will probably be left wondering—what else is there?

It's at this point you can do yourself a real favour by learning a little bit of the language, or at least learning to recognise some regularly occurring characters.

For the most part, you don't need to be able to read Japanese to understand what's going on with JAV DVD covers, but cut/pasting the terms below into your favourite search engine can turn up all sorts of things you might not otherwise have found.

Basically there are three character sets in Japanese: hiragana (the curved script), katakana (the more blocky script—generally used for 'foreign' words but also for unusual uses of Japanese) and kanji (based on the Chinese character set). AV often uses hiragana and katakana interchangeably just to add to the fun. Here are a few useful terms in both hiragana and katakana (and in some cases, kanji) that you can familiarize yourself with.

?

?

?

?
- bukkake

?

?

??

- gokkun (swallowing)

- zamen (semen)

?
- nakadashi (creampies)

- rezu (lesbian)

- superezu (sperm lesbians - you know, chicks who french-kiss and orally swap other people's bodily fluids)

?

- peniban (short for penis band or strap-on)

?

?
?

?
- manko (pussy)

?

?
?

?

?

?

?

? chinko/chinpo (dick)
(Printed Japanese tends to shy away from printing terms for genitalia, especially 'manko', which is never uttered in polite company. You'll often find it printed with 'maru' (a circle) instead of the last character.

(As a somewhat irrelevant aside, there's an ascii art flash animation that's been around for a while now about squeezing one's chinko. Have a Japanese friend explain it to you.)

cosplay

? joseikousei;

?

? joshikousei = variations on 'schoolgirl'

- naasu (nurse)
OL - Office Lady
RQ - Race Queen
(There are many other variations on cosplay including anime characters, campaign girls, model look-alikes and so on)

- tamakeri (ball-kicking)
?

?

?

?? tekoki (handjobs)

?? ashikoki (footjobs)

- rori (loli = Lolita)

(roricon - Lolita complex)

?

?

- shibari (bondage)

- reipu (rape)

?

?

?

?

- chikan (molester - usually refers to guys who feel up girls on crowded trains)

?

?
- omorashi (incontinence - usually public)
?

?

?

This list is by no means comprehensive, but for those of you who want to go beyond "find something that has eyes with a precanthal fold, proceed to wank", it should go a long way to getting you started. Put these into your search engine of choice. You can also try combinations. For example, see how you go with '

'. You can also try the Japanese variants of your search engine (a .co.jp extension should do the trick—e.g. Google.co.jp.)

The actual finding of quality Japanese spankworthiness is left as an exercise for the reader. Make sure you post whatever material you find in the comments below so we know how you're doing.

* * * * *

Previously: How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!), The Japanese Model Project, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos: The Return!, Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs", Top 25 Potential Japanese Girlfriends, Ultimate (?) Asian Hotties List, J-Addicted: Japanese Pinups, Asianmodelpalooza 2006, "That Lesbian JPop Clip": Gam, "Melodies", Meet Sai-Tai Tiger, More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, JanBoPai: Japan Body Painting Museum, Sexy Japanese Idols, Asia Diva