Morning Wood: Making A Deal With Ursula Mayes

· Ursula Mayes demonstrates why "Deal or No Deal" is such a popular show. Howie Mandel can't be that interesting. (latenightpictures.com)

· The American Family Association is calling for a boycott of video rental chain Movie Gallery because they offer hardcore porn in their stores. In other news, thank you to the American Family Association for informing us that you can rent hardcore porn at Movie Gallery. (avn.com)

· Maybe that explains why DVD sales are doing so poorly for the porn industry. Boy, Movie Gallery has a lot of explaining to do. (ft.com)

· How much would you pay to rent out a love doll for the evening? Sure it's expensive, but how many hookers do you know that have interchangeable heads? (mainichi-msn.co.jp, via tokyomango.com)

· Parents in Illinois are upset over a sex education class that went "way beyond what the national medical associations recommend." So we guess Fleshbot won't be getting that "doctor recommended" seal of approval any time soon. (chicagotribune.com)

· Finally, some sports reporting that's not afraid to ask the tough questions: Do golfers have sex before big tournaments? We won't even attempt a "hole in one" joke here. (asia1.com.sg)

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