Lene Alexandra’s Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK

March 12, 2007
DASHIELL

Those of you with very good memories and/or an encyclopedic knowledge of Norwegian sex scandals may remember the name Lene Alexandra from a bit part she played in the life of pornstar-turned-Miss Norway contestant Aylar Lie. Has it really been that long since Aylar alleged that she and Lene had a hotel room romp with British bad boy Robbie Williams? That's all ancient history, of course, but Lene is aiming for the spotlight once again, this time as a crossover pop star. Her strategy is quite bold, since she seems to be unapologetically aiming to fill the blonde bimbo void left by Jessica Simpson's divorce and Britney Spears' insanity with her first single "My Boobs Are OK," a title allegedly inspired by her first words to the public after a minor accident.

The song (which we dare you not to sing along with) and video are a jiggle-tastic salute to her own airheadnesses, and reside somewhere between knowing satire and simple honesty. It's also a loving tribute to her prodigious rack, which she obviously realizes is her number one asset. In fact, Lene may be selling herself short—we'd say that her boobs are more than just "OK." Some of the other descriptors that come to mind: spectacular, outstanding ... aerodynamic?