Wet Spots: Sleeping Our Way To Bigger Boobs

· Evangeline Lilly does her best Coppertone Girl imitation as her bikini bottoms nearly get "Lost." Get it ... because she's on that TV show? Oh, never mind ... (egotastic.com)

· Can hypnotherapy help you grow bigger boobs? Maybe that's what Paris Hilton's been up to. (dailymail.co.uk + thesun.co.uk)

· See, junior-high level sexual puns entertain Gawker just as much they do us. Now you know where we get it from. (Gawker)

· No, we have no idea who Zuleikha Robinson is either. But with a rack like that, we might just have to start watching "Rome" more often to see more. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Is nude art covered by the Constitution? It better be, because those orange jumpsuits they use at Guantanamo Bay make our waists look huge. (indystar.com)

· Criminals beware: your home burglary caper has a much greater chance of success if you don't take all your clothes off and fall asleep on the couch. We guess they don't teach these things at robber school. (metro.co.uk)

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