Britain’s Best Boobs: Move Over, Keeley!

We know you're thinking you've seen this all before, but you'll just have trust us when we say that you haven't. We're well aware of British lad mags' general fondness (and Nuts magazine's in particular) for lists and any other excuse they can come up with to show hot totty, but they've outdone themselves with this week's collection of Britain's 50 Best Boobs. (Shouldn't it actually be 100? But we digress.) First of all, (nearly) all the participants had to submit ample evidence of their bare breasts—it's the only way to make sure they're judged accurately. Second, there's quite a few beauties in this issue that haven't been brought to our attention before. (Natasha Mealey, anyone?) Finally, in a stunning turn of events, the No. 1 slot does not go to Keeley Hazell, but instead belongs to her Page 3 Idol successor Sam Cooke. We're not sure how that happened, but there's no reason to get worked up about it. Once you've seen the nominees, we think that you'll agree that they're all winners.

· Britain's 50 Best Boobs 2007 (scans @ ko5.blogspot.com)

Previously: Maxim UK's Girls of 2007, Meet Tanya Robinson, Nuts' "Babes In The Bath", 100 Hot Footballer's Wives, Meet Sam Cooke: Page 3 Idol, Sophie Howard Makes Her Move, Zoo's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of 2006, Meet Bianca Gascoigne, Leeann Tweeden and FHM's Last Gasp, Totty Tributes