Dana DeArmond’s Decorative Taint

If you're as smitten with the delightful Dana DeArmond as we are, you'll find a whole lot more to love about her in this new interview at Bizarre Magazine where everyone's favorite porn unicorn talks about everything from her special talents ("I'm not one of those on-command squirters. I'm a random squirter") to earning pity dollars during her strip club days ("If you fall, throw up, someone steals your shit, then people feel bad and are like, 'Here's $50, sweetie. Don't cry. Stop vomiting on me'") to her favorite food ("Bacon is the chocolate of meats") and why she's known as the "porn unicorn" to begin with (long story)—as well as how she's coping with that recent house fire you may have heard something about. What you won't read about in the interview, however, is how she's accepted our offer to marry her and take her away to a secret tropical paradise where she will bear all of our children and live with us in blissful domesticity for the rest of our lives. (Oops, don't spread that around yet, OK? We haven't told her mom yet.)

· Dana DeArmond Interview (bizarremag.com)
· Dana DeArmond on MySpace (myspace.com, as if you didn't know already)

Previously: Naomi, Dana, and Mika: Almost Famous, Catching Up With Dana DeArmond, Dana DeArmond And the Curse Of The Fleshbot Video Interview, Dana DeArmond Needs A Hug (And A Place To Live), Porn Vegas Dispatch: Dana DeArmond Loves Us, Preview: "Dana DeArmond Does The Internet"