Morning Wood: The Thais That Bind

· This girl's real name isn't really Thais Wiggers, is it? We guess hot chicks can call themselves whatever they want. (doubleviking.com)

· Big surprise ... this whole Justice Department firing a bunch of attorneys kerfuffle (that's right, we said it) has something to do with porn. Warning: Lots of words ahead. (avn.com)

· The chairman of Atlanta's public transportation unit gets busted for having sex in an airport bathroom. What? The subway wasn't good enough for him? (associatedcontent.com)

· The Southampton Police Department forgot to mention to its employees that being a police officer does not mean you get to have sex with prostitutes in the back of your squad car. Sorry for the confusion. (officer.com)

· Some guy has a technical solution to keep the internets porn away from the children, as if we didn't enough trouble making the boobies appear on our magic computer box. (arstechnica.com)

· How much do you love trees? Enough to pose naked with them in the name of art? We would be treehuggers too, but the bark makes our skin itchy. (insidebayarea.com)

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