Flashbot Fleshback: Can We Start Drinking Yet?

A look back at our week that was ...

· We found (almost) everything you ever wanted to know about finding Japanese porn, so please stop asking.
· We liked "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2.0" much, much better than the original.
· Masuimi Max returned to put us in our place—which can be pretty much anywhere as long as we get to stare at Masuimi Max.
· We might have found our favorite title since "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2." Your Ivy League education does not impress us.
· Poor Dallas! Won't Debbie ever let that city rest?
· Guys, when it comes to masturbating, the future is now.
· Sunny Lane went Primetime and America learned how to love.
· Dana DeArmond can bring home the bacon and make us eat it off her body. (We hope.)
· St. Patrick ain't got nothing on these fake holidays.
· Keeley Hazell: Dethroned?! Still, it's tough to compete against 98 other breasts.