Morning Wood: The More Things Change …

· Let's check in with virgin supermodel Adriana Lima. Yep, she's still hot. (dailypoa.blogspot.com + publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· How is it possible to have a bikini catfight where no one loses their bikini? What a rip off! (Seriously, rip it off!) (attuworld.com)

· Who knew Jane Austen was such a big fan of hardcore porn? We always knew there was somethiong kinky about her. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Kids in Israel who want to buy adult content on their cell phones will have to fax their ID to show how old they are. It's the perfect plan, since no one under 18 even knows what a fax machine is. (haaretz.com)

· If you're going to teach sex education to kids, at least try to do it right. Hint: Dangling cinder blocks over their genitals = not right. (washingtonpost.com)

· A local survey of teen sexuality can only result in one conclusion: parents know nothing about their teens' sexuality. (phillyburbs.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives