Wet Spots: Lindsay Lohan’s Peek Performance

· Lindsay Lohan seems to have missed a button. And a bra. And, uh, her pants too. (Yes, we told you we're experiencing a bona fide celebrity nipple drought these days.) Is this all part of her 12-step program? (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· Kim Kardashian talks about the big day. Can you feel it? We're so excited that we ... zzzzzz ...... (complex.com)

· Meanwhile, Vivid is so pumped about this Wednesday that they reportedly offered Kim's co-star Ray J a four-picture deal. Looks like everyone's a winner! (tmz.com)

· Remember the flight attendant who bangs movie stars in mid-air? It turns out that sex on the job is just a normal thing for her, since her other job is "call girl." Hey, the woman likes to serve people. (dailymail.co.uk)

· Italy has banned softcore porn from its airwaves, ending a long tradition of free TV love. If Italy has given up, then none of us are safe! (variety.com)

· Will virtual sex ever replace the real thing? It will as long as you don't have to buy your computer dinner first. (ieet.org, via blog.wired.com)

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