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Morning Wood: Jenna Needs A Hug

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· Marisa Tomei comes back (from the late 1970s apparently) to show us her underwear. We guess she didn't get the memo—actresses don't wear panties any more, silly! (latenightpictures.com + taxidrivermovie.com)

· Jenna Jameson wants you to know that her recent weight loss is due to the stress of her current divorce proceedings and not ... you know, anything else. We're already looking forward to treating her to a nice big steak dinner once everything is settled. (myspace.com)

· This just in: Scarlett Johansson has huge boobs. And if you don't blink you can sort of see them in this video! Hooray, pause button! (savemanny.com + egotastic.com)

· If you haven't stopped caring yet, here's the background story on the anti-porn cabal that fired those U.S. attorneys so they could be replaced by "loyal Bushies" who would save the world from smut. Isn't government fun! (yahoo.com)

· Is your penis feeling a little down? Why not buy it a mud facial? Yes, it is just an excuse to have a woman touch your penis, but doesn't your foreskin look fabulous? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· How do semi-professional pornographers invest their money? Very carefully. (wearemakingporn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives


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