Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Asian Fever Cyberskin Stroker (With DVD!)

In our limited experience, marital aids are seldom packaged with porn DVDs. Normally, we wouldn't review something as common as a "stroker", which is the vaguely distasteful name for the tube into which one puts his Billy Squier while thinking about other things, but the DVD which accompanied the Asian Fever Cyberskin Stroker, namely a softcore version of Hustler's "Asian Fever", was to us an interesting choice.

See why after the gap. - GP

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A softcore DVD of demure Asian women like Isis, Teanna Kai, Jade Marcella (pictured with Brian Surewood), Apple, Thai Bunny, and Tashi accompanies this stroker. Most DVDs are edited several ways: there's XXX and various cable versions, showing fewer and fewer parts.

I called up David Aaron Clark, who shot the Marcella segment in 2001.

"This was done at about 8 in the morning at Brick Majors' club in Canoga Park," Clark said. Brick Majors is Brian Surewood's brother, a former performer and current entrepreneur. "Everyone was a little cranky because we had to get the scene shot before the club opened."

I was confused by the marketing of this novelty/DVD combo. The package read: "An Asian Lover's Ultimate Fantasy Package!"

Clark's metier is the Asian Ladies, so I asked Clark if part of the makeup of the Asian fan is an unwillingness to see the hard stuff, or perhaps to not be distracted while jerking off by the sight of an erect penis. Why else ship this device with a softcore DVD?

"You're missing the obvious," Clark said serenely, levitating about four inches off the ground. "Hustler probably had a bunch of those DVDs lying around."

One of the interesting aspects of the softcore process is noticing the Clip-Art wall that was flown in to obscure Marcella getting it in the butt. Yes, the butt.

Notice that the "wall" to the right is of a different color and moulding than the real one on the left.

"If you were to see the hardcore version of that scene," Clark pointed out, "it would be all anal. Jade had an issue with her vagina that day."

Now everything makes sense. The rest of the movie, seen in Fast Forward-o-Vision, seemed pleasant enough, in a Cinemax sort of way. And breaking out the hardware for Cinemax seems like the right way to go, because it takes longer. You don't need a marital aid with a hardcore DVD!

· Asian Fever Cyberskin Stroker (bigsextoystore.com)
· Buy "Asian Fever 1" (hardcore version) (gamelink.com)
· Hustler (hustler.com)

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Previously: Why Grimace Keeps Showing Up, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive