Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman

All this squirting might have confused you: As we told you a while back, Jada Fire has replaced Cytherea as Squirtwoman, a title of about the same rank as UN Goodwill Ambassador. Elegant Angel has sent along some clips from Fire's and friends' performance in "Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman 2", to be released next month. Join us after the gap for a few snaps of Jada Fire's process ... as well as a visit to a place we've seen before. - GP

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From what we can gather, Elegant Angel's "Squirtwoman" series, starring Cytherea, is different from the titles "Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman" and, of course, "Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman". All that fauxjaculation and things get inscrutable.

"Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman 2" stars Angela Stone, Annette Schwarz, Katja Kassin, Britney Stevens, Sierra Sinn, Jazmine Cashmire, and Harmony.

Jada Fire takes a photo of Annette Schwarz, whose birthday happens to be today. We last saw this rocky Topanga Canyon-Adjacent location when visiting "The Land of the Amazons".

Above, Jada Fire demonstrates her talent for a group of Porn Valley businessmen. Any similarity to "Ringu" is coincidental.

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)

· View the "Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman 2" trailer (elegantangelblog.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive