Morning Wood: Attack Of The Robo-Nipples

· Victoria Beckham is very excited to be living in Los Angeles. Isn't it supposed to be warmer there or something? (egotastic.com)

· Emilia Attias does her fellow Argentinians proud. We hope to see more of her pampas. (latenightpictures.com)

· An inventor submits a patent for a "penile volumetric measuring device." Finally, scientists are creating something useful! (wired.com; previously spotted @ X-Rated Patents and right here)

· Details magazine discovers that there are white chicks who like black dicks. Next month: Guys who like to watch lesbians kiss each other. (men.style.com)

· The real cowboys of the real Old West enjoyed their sex. Really, what else is there to do out on the range? (enidnews.com)

· The UK unveils a sex stimulant for women that they can wear as a patch. Surprisingly, it doesn't cover their eyes so they can fantasize about Brad Pitt. (earthtimes.org)

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