Tommy Gunn’s Penis In The Driver’s Seat

The notion that men who drive flashy cars or ridiculously-sized SUVs have small penises is a tempting and often accurate stereotype—but then again, we have never encountered a porn dude who drives a Festiva. As Freud said, sometimes an awesome car is just an awesome car.

Tommy Gunn was this year's AVN Award winner for Best Male Performer. Here he and his roadster are pictured considering Carmen Luvana.

"You know my car?" Gunn asked us earlier this week. "I parked the other day and this group of girls was giggling at me. They go, 'Nice car. I bet you have a small penis'. I said, 'You know, my penis bought me this car.'"

Further flying in the face of conventional compensatory wisdom is the fact that fellow cockswain Lexington Steele drives an H3. - GP

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