Morning Wood: Say Yes To Mary Carey

· Did MSNBC's Keith Olbermann really turn down a date from Mary Carey? Or was it the other way around? Let's see, a guy in his mid-40s with a show on basic cable turning down a pornstar? Hmm, we'll get back to you on that one. (nypost.com + olbermannwatch.com)

· A blogger wonders why there aren't more lesbians in advertising. That's funny, we though all girls in advertising were lesbians, but maybe that's just the channels we watch. (girlinshortshorts.blogspot.com)

· A woman involved in a lawsuit claims she broke up with her ex because her new lover could bring her to orgasm ... with his mind. Yeah, that's a pretty tough act to follow. (nydailynews.com)

· Just in case you were considering using a "porn browser" called NetBrowserPro, um ... don't. Unless, of course, you hate your computer and want to punish it. (news.com.com)

· How do you tell if a virgin is really a virgin? There's no punchline to that joke, we're actually sort of curious ourselves. Do you think the "lettuce test" really works? (suntimes.com)

· This image makes us wonder if we should have paid more attention in chemistry class. (improbable.com)

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