Wet Spots: We’re Sure Amanda Swisten Has A Great Personality Too

· Rose McGowan makes a great advertisement for whatever movie she happens to be in this week. We'll worry about what that movie is some other time. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Amanda Swisten is, well ... she's Amanda Swisten. OK, we didn't look her up, but we're obviously having a hard time focusing on pesky details right now. (latenightpictures.com)

· How would you like to be the guy who has to watch porn movies to "calculate precisely the time a police baton was used on a woman in one scene by 'a police officer' ... for vaginal and anal penetration"? And we though our job was cool. (It was one minute and 13 seconds, by the way.) (scoop.co.nz)

· Does the opening day of baseball season make you miss football season? It's true that today would be much more exciting with cheerleaders. (cbs4denver.com, via Fark)

· Would inviting Ron Jeremy to your campus be a "dreadful mistake"? Wouldn't it be a mistake not to? (bostonherald.com)

· The "Sex Lady" teaches kids about sex by ripping the hair off their arms with tape? That's sounds like an excellent way to create a generation of BDSM kinksters. (wfaa.com)

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